Karaoké Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 30 Rock (Tracy Morgan & Jeff Richmond)

Aw man Tray look up at the sky

It's a full moon on the Sabbath

This is scary

I was workin' late

Break it down on my Haftorah

When I heard a knock on my bedroom door ah

I opened it up and to my surprise

Surprise

There was a werewolf standin' there with glowin' gold eyes

Glowin' gold eyes

He says Tomorrow my son you will be a man

Man

But tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan

Clan

Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray

But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Spooky scary

Boys becomin' men

Men becomin' wolves

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Spooky scary

Boys becomin' men

Men becomin' wolves

Alright that was

That was great Tray okay

Awooh

It's over, that's a wrap oh

The next day what happened the Talmud didn't teach

Oh there's more

I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech

Then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws

And I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws

I growled and I roared and my rabbi did as well

It was a rockin' werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel

Ayy man where'd you learn all these Jewish words

My manager Harvey Lemmings

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Spooky scary

Boys becomin' men

Men becomin' wolves

I don't, I, I just don't think this the idea of the song can sustain itself for that long because it

It seems a little sweaty now so

This whole premise is sweaty

We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club

They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub

I danced with my cousins

I got money from my folks

We had a lot of fun makin' circumcision jokes

Then I remembered the premise of my song

I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone

So we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again

Just in time for monster fight to begin

No

All the country club employees were brainsuckin' pack

Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack

Nah man

So we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too

'Cos you gotta love bar mitzvah even if you're not a awooh

There's no such thing as Frankensteins

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Steins

Spooky scary

There's no plural Frankenstein

Boys becomin' men

Men becomin' wolves

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Kooky hairy

Boys becomin' men

Men becomin' wolves

I don't want this, I don't like this

This is scary

Turnin' into werewolves and stuff you know

Mmh I got excited when I saw a poodle on the street the other day mmh

Awooh hoo hoo