Karaoké Dance: Ten, Looks: Three A Chorus Line (musical)

But after a while I caught on

I mean I saw what they were hiring

I also swiped my dance card once after an audition

And on a scale of ten they gave me

For dance ten for looks three well

Dance ten looks three and I'm still on unemployment

Dancing for my own enjoyment that ain't it kid that ain't it kid

Dance ten looks three is like to die

Left the theater and called the doctor for my appointment to buy

Tits and ass bought myself a fancy pair tightened up the derriere

Did the nose with it? all that goes with it

Tits and ass had the bingo-bongos done

Suddenly I'm getting national tours

Tits and ass won't get you jobs unless they're yours

Didn't cost a fortune neither didn't hurt my sex life either

Flat and sassy

I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can't be choosers that ain't it kid that ain't it kid

Fix the chassis how do you do?

Life turned into an endless medley of Gee it had to be you

Why? tits and ass

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone's there

You have got 'em hey top to bottom hey

It's a gas just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and you're fine

Tits and ass can change your life they sure changed mine

Have it all done honey take my word

Grab a cab come on see the wizard on

Park and seventy-thrird for tits and ass orchestra and balcony

What they want is what you see

Keep the best of you do all the rest of you

Pits or class

I have never seen it fail

Debutante or chorus girl or wife

Tits and ass yes tits and ass have changed my life