Karaoké Going Back to Hogwarts A Very Potter Musical

Underneath these stairs

I hear the sneers and feel the glares

Of my cousin my uncle and my aunt

Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightning scar

To know they'll never ever give me what I want

I know I don't deserve these awful rules made by the Dursleys here on

Privet Drive

Can't take these stupid Muggles but despite all of my struggles

I'm still alive

I'm sick of summer and this waitin' around

Man it's September so I'm skippin' this town

Hey it's no mystery

There's nothin' here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts

I gotta get back to school

I gotta get myself to Hogwarts where everyone thinks I'm cool

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts

I think I'm goin' back

I'll see my friends

Gonna laugh 'till we cry

Take my Firebolt

Gonna take to the sky

No way this year anyone's gonna die and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells with the flick of my wand

Defeat the Dark Arts

Yeah bring it on

And do it all with my best friend Ron

'Cos together we're totally awesome

Yeah 'cos together we're totally awesome

Did somebody say Ron

Huh

Ron what are you doin' here

Hey man sorry it took me so long to get here

I had to get some Floo Powder

But get everything you need and let's get goin'

Where are we goin'

To Diagon Alley of course

Cool

Ha ha

Floo Powder power

Floo Powder power

Floo Powder power

Floo Powder power

It's been so long but we're goin' back

Don't go for work

Don't go there for class

As long as we're together

Gonna kick some ass and it's gonna be totally awesome

This year we'll take everybody by storm

Stay up all night

Sneak out of our dorm

But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class

If we want to pass our O.W.L.s

Oh Hermione why do you have to be such a buzzkill

Because guys school's not all about fun and games

Mmh

We have to study hard if we wanna be good wizards and witches

Ugh

Ssss

I may be frumpy but I'm super smart

Check out my grades

They're A's for a start

What I lack in looks well I make up in heart

And well guys yeah that's totally awesome

This year I plan to study a lot

That would be cool if you were actually hot

Hey Ron come on

We're the only friends that she's got

And that's cool

And that's totally awesome

Yeah it's so cool

Yeah it's totally awesome

Totally awesome

We're sick of summer and this waitin' around

We're sick of summer and this waitin' around

It's like we're sittin' in the Lost and Found

It's like we're sittin' in the Lost and Found

Don't take no sorcery

Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how for anyone to see ho-how

Gotta get back to Hogwarts

Hogwarts

We gotta get back to school

We gotta get back to school

We gotta get ourselves to Hogwarts

We gotta get ourselves to Hogwarts where everything is magi-cool where everything is magi-cool

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

It's all that I love and it's all that I need

It's all that I love and it's all that I need

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

I think we're goin' back

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Ron

You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkin's and use those Sickles mom gave you for my robe fittin'

Who's this

Ah this is stupid dumb little sister Ginny

Ginny this is Harry

Ho

Ho you're Harry Potter

Potter

You're the Boy Who Lived

Oh it's Ginevra

Yeah and you're Ginny

I'll just stick with Ginny

Stupid sister

Don't crowd the famous friend

Wah oh oh

Do you guys hear music

Yeah what is that

Yeah someone's comin'

Hmm

Cho Chang

Domo arigato

Cho Chang

Gung hay fat choy Chang

Happy, Happy New Year

Cho Chang

Oh who's that

That's uh that's Cho Chang

Yeah that's the girl Harry's been totally in love with since Freshman year

Yeah but he won't say anything to her

Well yeah you never tell a girl you like her

It makes you look like an idiot

Erm konnichi wa Cho Chang

It is good to meet you

I am Ginny Weasley

Ha ha

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

Oh oh

That's Lavender Brown

Racist sister

Oh that's alright

I'm Cho Chang y'all

Ahh

She's perfect

Yeah but too bad she's datin'

Cedric Diggory though

Seriously who the hell is Cedric Diggory

He's that guy you know

He's just like huge and tall and

Cho Chang

I am so in love with Cho Chang

From Bangkok to Din Daeng

I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

Ugh I hate that guy

Did someone say Draco Malfoy

Ugh Malfoy what do you want

So Potter

Back for another year at Hogwarts are you

Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizard

Listen Draco Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world

I wouldn't trade them for anything

Have it your way

Wait

Don't tell me

Red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complexion

You must be a Weasley

Hey Malfoy lay of my sister okay

She may be a pain in the ass but she's my pain in the ass

Oh isn't this cute

It's like a little loser family

Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs

But luckily next year

I'll be transferred to Pigfarts

This year you bet

Gonna get out of here

The reign of Malfoy is drawin' near

I'll have the greatest wizard career

It's gonna be totally awesome

Look out world for the dawn of the day when everyone will do whatever I say

And Potter won't be in my way then I'll be the one who is totally awesome

Yeah you'll be the one that is totally awesome

Guys come on

We're gonna miss the train

Who knows how fast this year's gonna go

Who knows how fast this year's gonna go

Hand me a glass

Let the butterbeer flow

Hand me a glass

Let the butterbeer flow

Maybe at last

I'll talk to Cho

Oh no that'd be way too awesome

We're back to learn everything that we can

We're back to learn everything that we can

It's great to come back to where we began

It's great to come back to where we began

And here we are and Alakazam

And here we are and Alakazam

Here we go

This is totally awesome

Here we go

This is totally awesome

Come on and teach us everything you know

Come on and teach us everything you know

The summer's over and we're itchin' to go

The summer's over and we're itchin' to go

I think we're ready for

Albus Dumbledore

Ah ah

Oh oh

Welcome all of you to Hogwarts

I welcome all of you to school

Did you know that here at Hogwarts we've got a hidden swimmin' pool

Welcome, welcome

Welcome Hogwarts

Welcome hotties, nerds and tools

Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts

I'd um like to go over just a couple of rules

My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts

You can all call me

Dumbledore

I suppose you can also call me

Albus if you want a detention

Nope I'm just kiddin'

I'll expel you if you call me Albus

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

It's all that I love and it's all that I need

It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts at Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Back to spells and enchantments

Potions and friends

Back to spells and enchantments

Potions and friends

To Gryffindor, Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw, Slytherin

To Gryffindor, Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw, Slytherin

Back to the place

Back to the place where our story begins where our story begins

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

I'm sorry what's its name

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

I didn't hear you kids

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Man I'm glad I'm back