Karaoké Tall Boy Abby Webster

I ain't got no boy but I got my tall boy

Don't need no small man when I got my tall can

You may think I'm livin' a low life with my High Life but I tell you boy I'm doin' alright

My daddy didn't teach me much before we lost him to

Captain Crunch

'Till he drowned after seventeen or twenty beers

That wasn't clear

I mean in the milk

Fucker passed out at nine A.M.

And every man I've met since then is even dumber than him

Well I ain't got no boy but I got my tall boy

Don't need no small man when I got my tall can

You may think I'm livin' a low life with my High Life but I tell you boy I'm doin' just fine

Fella found me by myself at the bar in my favorite seat

Said he wants to fuck me from behind while I'm asleep

Not the best openin' line

I guess he thinks he's bein' flirty but I ain't got time to talk dirty

It's beer thirty

I ain't got no boy but I got my tall boy

Don't need no small man when I got my tall can

You may think I'm livin' a low life with my High Life but I tell you boy I'm doin' alright

'Cos I ain't got no boy but I got my tall boy

Don't need no small man when I got my tall can

You may think I'm livin' a low life with my High Life but I tell you boy I'm doin' just fine

Hoo hoo ooh ooh

Hoo ooh ooh

Hoo hoo ooh

Hoo hoo ooh ooh

Ooh ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh

I ain't got no boy but I got my tall boy

Don't need no small man when I got my tall can

You may think I'm livin' a low life with my High Life but I tell you boy I'm doin' alright

But I tell you boy I'm doin' alright

Yeah that's it

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