Karaoké Ode to My Car Adam Sandler

Here we go

No no no

Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fuckin' pile of shit never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit

'Cos the shocks are fucking shot

And my seatbelt's fucking broken

I got to tie it in a knot

It's a piece of shit

I can't see through the windshield

'Cos it's got a big fucking' crack

And the interior smells real bad

'Cos my friend puked in the back

It's a piece of shit piece of shit car

Piece of shit car it sucks royal dick

He's got a piece of shit car that fuckin' pile of shit

Oh hundred per cent crap oh fuck you car

Never gets him very far

It's got no CD player it only got the eight-track

Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

They can bite his ass too

And I got no fuckin' brakes

I'm always way out of control

Eleven times a day

I hear hey watch it asshole

You fuckin' piece of shit piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car diesel gas sucks my ass

He's got a piece of shit car that fuckin' pile of shit that pile of metal shit

Never gets him very far

Oh what the fuck did I do? what the fuck did I do?

What the fuck did I do to get stuck with you?

You're too wide for drive-through

And you smell like the shoe

But I'm too broke to buy something new oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood the car always fuckin' stalls

And the seat cushion's got a big rip

So a spring always pokes the balls

Ouch ouch ouch

Plus the door locks are busted

I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

What a pain in his ass

And if a girlie sees my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her

He never ever gets the pussy

Hey shut up you piece of shit car piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

You piece of shit car bald fuckin' tires piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

No rearview fucking mirror seven different colors piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

Fucking rag for a gas cap tailpipe makes the piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

Sparks fly everywhere piece of shit car oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser

He's got a piece of shit car piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

Cabby give me a push piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car