Karaoké Phone Wallet Key Adam Sandler

Yeah yeah yeah

Here we go again

Come on

I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone wallet keys yeah phone wallet keys

Just those three things please need my phone wallet keys

Got my credit cards in my wallet

Got my phone you can call it

Master lock on my front door that's what my motherfuckin' keys are for

My phone wallet keys yeah phone wallet keys

Good things come in threes need my phone wallet keys

If I'm goin' to the zoo

I need my phone wallet keys

If I'm gettin' a face tattoo

I need my phone wallet keys

If I'm goin' out to a weddin' if it's winter time and I'm sleddin'

If I'm at that daddy daughter dance

My phone wallet keys are in my pants

I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies

And I don't got no luggage just got phone wallet keys

I rode on up to the airport lady asked for my passport

Fuck okay

Guess I need my phone wallet passport keys

Phone wallet passport keys

Now I need four things bitch please

Phone wallet passport keys

I'm finally on the plane

I'm ridin' Delta, Delta

The lady farted next to me

I smelt her, I smelt her

We went up thirty thousand feet

I reclined my fuckin' seat 'bout to watch a movie stop

I forgot my laptop mmm motherfucker damnit

Now I need my laptop phone wallet passport keys

Laptop phone wallet passport keys

Too much shit that's five fuckin' things

Laptop phone wallet passport keys

I'm swingin' my shit all over the place

I'm hurtin' ya

I'm hurtin' ya

I'm caryin' so much shit

I got a hernia a hernia

No place to put it

What should I do?

Probably should take my iPad too

What the fuck else did I forget?

Sandman you need tons of shit

My tick-tacs

My back pack

My Zippo lighter

My charge pack

My sun glasses

My hairspray

My headphones

Them Beats by Dre

My notebook, my GoPro

My vape pen, my crossbow

My toothpick, my pocketknife

Oh fuck, I forgot my wife

Phone wallet keys

God damn

Phone wallet keys

It used to be so easy with my phone my wallet and my keysy shit

Phone wallet keys

Yeah

Phone wallet keys

It used to be a breezy with my phone my wallet

My and keysy

My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin'

I'm crampin'

Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin'

I'm campin'

I'm miserable just standin' around

I'm like a walkin' lost and found

You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone

Phone phone phone

Yeah

Phone phone phone

Much happier at home

Just playin' with my phone

Phone phone phone

Yeah

Phone phone phone

Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet