Karaoké The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke here comes Chanukah

It so much funukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me ah ah

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So do James Caan

Kirk Douglas

And the late Dinah Shore-ah guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli

Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli huh huh huh

Paul Newman's half Jewish

Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them together what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock

'Cos you can spin a dreidel with captain Kirk and

Mister Spock both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke it's time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle supersonicahs celebrates Chanukah

OJ Simpson not a Jew ooh

But guess who is?

Hall of famer Rod Carew he converted

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish not too shabby, huh

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is all three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica it's time to celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonicah oh this lovely lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah and smoke your marijuanikah

If you really really really really wannakah have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah

Happy Chanukah ah ah ah ah