Karaoké Because I Got High Afroman

Huh, it's like I don't care about nothing man

Roll another blunt, yeah

Oh, good

Yeah, yeah, yeah let me sing this song man oh yeah

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why, yeah hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I'm taking it next semester and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

Now I'm selling dope and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

They took my whole paycheck and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

Now I'm jacking off and I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why yeah, hey

'Cos I got high because I got high because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

And if I don't sell one copy

I know why, yeah, hey

'Cos I'm high, 'cos I'm high 'cos I'm high

Are you really high oh, man?

La da da da da da da da da da

Shoop shoop shooby doo wop skebbede bee dop bop doo ah

La da da da da da lo do do do ooh ooh

'Cos I'm high, 'cos I'm high 'cos I'm high

Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east pomdale

And all the tolweed

I be smokin' is bomb as hell

I don't believe in Hitler that's what I said, yeah

So all of you skins please give me more head

Afro mother fucker M-A-N hee

A E I O U and sometimes W

We ain't going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz