Karaoké Crazy Rap (Colt 45) Afroman

Wait a minute man hey check this out man there was this blind man right

Hey, there was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right

Hey, he walked past this fish market you know what

I'm sayin' he stopped he took a deep breath he said

Wooh good morning ladies ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You like that shit man

Hey man I got a gang of that shit man

I tell you what my man on the guitar

Hey, you fool on the drums hey, everybody just crowd around the mic

I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes I got man

But first I'm 'a start it out like this

Hey, help me sing it homeboy come on

Say colt forty five and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the eighty three

Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my

CD's just don't sell

I bet my Caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town they call it Eastside Palmdale

When the Afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CDs

When I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my caddy 'cos I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed fucked on the flo' fucked so long

I grew a fuckin' afro

Then I fucked to the left fucked to the right

She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

I thought to myself

Sheba Sheba got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

So I ran and I jumped out the back window

But her daddy he was waitin' with a two by four

Oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right

The mutha fucker whooped my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

That's the best damn pussy I ever had

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'm 'a fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt forty five and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the eighty three

Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my

CD's just don't sell

I bet my Caddy will

Uh, I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house 'cos she was fine

But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan never made love with an African

I fucked her once

I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said aie

Lips was breakfast pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me

I came in her mouth it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt forty five and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennesy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said yes Miss Daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til

I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in South Carolina

Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth man

I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

I wanna get married but

I can't afford it

I know I'm gonna cry when she gets deported

Colt forty five and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the eighty three

Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my

CD's just don't sell

I bet my Caddy will