Karaoké Jim and Jack and Hank Alan Jackson

Hey you were standin' by the screen door slamming

Rather clear what's takin' place

You were holdin' on to Louie

He was packed and he was heavy

That plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe she knew y'all were going she started barking like a tank

I was shocked and I was jolted but I would not be lonely

'Cos I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies to me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching that little dog right in your lap

I became a little sad and I called up my old dad

He said son you just woke me from my nap

I told him you had left me he said now son don't you hate me you know exactly what I think

You know you're better off you can fish and you can golf

You still got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies to me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

So I got out the whiskey

I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn't crank

I started feeling empty then again it hit me

I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies to me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeah now go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Oh that's right

You go ahead

I'll be a okay

'Cos I got Jose

Captain Morgan

Not to mention

Old George and Tammy Loretta

Merle, Willie Nelson

Big John Cash

How 'bout Old Jimmy Buffet

Bring him in there

When it's sun shining

George Strait an old friend can't forget about Hank Junior and all his rowdy friends

I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby

Oh yeah

Goodbye