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How to defer to men in solveable predicaments

How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close

How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most

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How to feel worthless unless you're serving

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How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist

How to sabotage your fantasies by

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How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

How to numb a-la-holic to avoid going within

How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them

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A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

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I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best