Karaoké Not the Doctor Alanis Morissette

I don't wanna be the filler if the void is solely yours

I don't wanna be your glass of single malt whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer

I don't wanna be a bandage if the wound is not mine

Lend me some fresh air

Ah

I don't wanna be adored for what I merely represent to you

I don't wanna be your babysitter

You're a very big boy now

I don't wanna be your mother

I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months

Show me the back door

Visiting hours are nine to five

And if I show up at ten past six

Well, I

Already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in

And, oh

Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom

You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor

Oh

I'm not the

Oh

I don't wanna be the sweeper of the egg shells

That you walk upon

And I don't wanna be your other half

I believe that one and one make two

I don't wanna be your food or the light

From the fridge on your face at midnight, hey

What are you hungry for

I don't wanna be the glue that holds your pieces together

I don't wanna be your idol

See this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights

I don't wanna be lived through a vicarious occasion

Please open the window

Visiting hours are nine to five

And if I show up at ten past six

Well, I

Already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in

And, oh

Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom

You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor

Oh

I am not the

Oh

I don't wanna live on Someday

When my motto is last week and I

I don't wanna be responsible for your fractured heart and its wounded beat

I don't wanna be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling

Well, what do you thank me what do you thank me for

Visiting hours are nine to five

And if I show up at ten past six

Well, I

Already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in

And, oh

Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom

You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor

Oh

I'm not the

Oh