Karaoké Fucked With An Anchor Alestorm

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all go

For thirty odd years

I have lived with this curse

My vocabulary was stunted at birth

By a witchdoctor from over the seas

Casting his strange voodoo magic on me

Now when I speak it's rather absurd

An endless tirade of four letter words

I lash out in anger at all in my way

Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you long I have waited to have my revenge

To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end

So I have gathered a ship and a crew

We're sailing to find him we know what to do

On a dark moonless night when he least suspects

We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect

We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars

And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Wank!