Karaoké Man Of The Year Alice Cooper

I wake up every morning six o'clock I'm right on time

I eat a low fat breakfast

I tie a perfect tie

I kiss the wife I hug the kids

I pat the dogs and cats

I never lose anything my car keys or my hat

'Cos I'm the man of the year

I'm the man of the year

I never cheat at finals or miss a day at school

My urine tests are perfect my prostate is a jewel

'Cos I'm the man of the year

I'm the man of the year

I'm the man of the year

I'm never ever jealous

I'm never ever cruel

I'm a graduate of Harvard where I never broke the rules

The Queen made me a knight the Pope made me a saint

The president plays golf with me

I make Madonna faint

So why am I so lonely depressed and in despair

If I pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care

It was the greatest funeral

I laid in perfect state

And later I will meet the Lord

I bet He just can't wait

To meet the man of the year

I'm the man

Man of the year stand in line to meet the man man of the year

I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man