Karaoké Private Eye Alkaline Trio

I dragged this lake lookin' for corpses

Dusted for prints

Pried up the floorboards

Pieces of planes and black box recorders don't lie

Don't lie

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, six senses

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences

Maybe someday

I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi

And New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven

I watched flies fuck on channel eleven

There was no one to kiss

There was nothing to drink 'cept some old rotten milk someone left in the sink

And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore

There's no reason to call

I passed out on the floor

Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry

But at the right place at the right time

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit for anyone but me

Oh at the right place at the right time

It will be worth it to stand in line

You won't have to stop saying I like cops for anyone but me your private eye

I dragged this lake lookin' for corpses

Dusted for prints

Pried up the floorboards

Pieces of planes and black box recorders don't lie

Don't lie

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, six senses

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences

Maybe someday

I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi

At the right place at the right time

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit for anyone but me

At the right place at the right time

It will have been worth it to stand in line

And you won't have to stop saying I like cops for anyone but me your private eye

Your private eye

And at the right place at the right time

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

You won't have to quit doing fucked up shit for anyone but me

Oh at the right place at the right time

It will have been worth it to stand in line

And you won't have to stop saying I like cops for anyone but me your private eye