Karaoké Radio Alkaline Trio

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades

Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me

I'm waking up all alone waking up so relieved

While you're taking your time with apologies

I'm making my plans for revenge

Red eyes on orange horizons

If Columbus was wrong

I'd drive straight off the edge

I'd drive straight off the edge

Taking your own life with boredom

I'm taking my own life with wine

It helps you to rule out the sorrow

It helps me to empty my mind

Making the most of a bad time

I'm smoking the brains from my head

Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red

This kettle is seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling

In case you haven't heard

I'm sick and tired of trying

I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you plugged in and ready to fall

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades

Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me

Waking up all alone waking up so relieved

While you're taking your time with apologies

I'm planning out my revenge

Red eyes on orange horizons

If Columbus was wrong

I'd drive straight off the edge

I'm seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling

In case you haven't heard

I'm sick and tired of trying

I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall