Karaoké Brianstorm Arctic Monkeys

Brian top marks for not tryin'

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder are you puttin' us under?

'Cos we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

'Cos you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be sayin' use me show me the jacuzzi

I imagine that it's there on a plate

Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened to make them wait for a while

I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire you are the unforecasted storm

Calm, collected and commandin' you made the other stories standin'

With your renditions and jokes bet there's hundreds of blokes

That have wept 'cos you've stolen their

Thunder are you puttin' us under?

'Cos we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination well see you later, innovator