Karaoké From the Ritz to the Rubble Arctic Monkeys

Last night these two bouncers and one of em's alright

The other one's the scary and his way or no way totalitarian

He's got no time for you looking or breathing

He don't want you to so step out the queue

He makes examples of you and there's nowt you can say

Behind they go through to the bit where you pay

And you realize then that it's finally the time

To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line

And you can swap jumpers and make another move

Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove

To all the smirking faces and the boys in black

Why can't they be pleasant? why can't they have a laugh?

He's got his hand in your chest he wants to give you a duff

Well secretly I think that he wants it all to kick off

They want arms flying everywhere bottles as well

It's just something to talk about a story to tell you

Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate

I said a thousand million things that

I could never say this morning

Got too deep but how deep is too deep?

Well this town's a different town today

This town's a different town to what

It was last night you couldn't have done that on a Sunday

And that girl's a different girl today

That girl's a different girl to what

You kissed last night you couldn't have done

That on a Sunday of course not

Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate

I thought a thousand million things that

I could never think this morning

Got too deep but how deep is too deep?

Last night what we talked about it made so much sense

But now the haze has ascended

It don't make no sense anymore

Last night what we talked about it made so much sense

But now the haze has ascended

It don't make no sense anymore

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