Karaoké Gospel Night At the Strip Club Ashley McBryde & Benjy Davis

It's gospel night at the strip club

Been sleepin' in my car

I lead the singin' service with a half-ass tuned guitar

Brandy's singin' backup while Lonnie's tendin' bar

Just waitin' for more sinners to show up

Crystal just started dancin'

She's always right on point

She don't mind if you don't tip her as long as you slip her a joint

And Patti's got an upper to get her through her shift

And a downer so she can lay down with the kids

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Would you recognize Him if He bought you a beer

Lonnie he's a listener

He should've been a priest

It's the same confession on a barstool or your knees

He makes a mean Manhattan but he ain't drank since ninety-three

Does the last call benediction then wipes the bar slate clean

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Would you recognize Him if He bought you a beer

The same old dirty dollars keep gettin' passed around to whoever needs 'em most and I guess that's me right now

'Cos I'm starin' at this Jackson someone laid here at my feet

That's gas in my old Honda and somethin' warm to eat

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

He laid down a twenty and then He disappeared