Karaoké If These Dogs Could Talk Ashley McBryde & Brandy Clark

There's a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle on the driveway outside

Pattis' trailer

He looks like he's sleepin' but he knows she's dealin' and that she's been bonin' the neighbor

There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle

Ridin' high in Lynnette's

Vera Bradley

He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay 'cos Doodle likes chewin' his panties

If these dogs could talk they'd sure tell on you

We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do

They dig up your secrets

They know all your trash

The tales they could tell

The tongues they could wag

God knows what they'd say

Might ruin your day if these dogs could talk

There's a brown mut named Patience

She's always waitin' for scraps outside of the diner

Leroy is servin'

One thing's for certain

A hamburger steak always finds her

He may be a meth-head who smokes up his paycheck but everyone needs a best friend

And she may be blind but she sees him just fine and don't care what they say about him

If these dogs could talk they'd sure tell on you

We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do

They dig up your secrets

They know all your trash

The tales they could tell

The tongues they could wag

God knows what they'd say

Might ruin your day if these dogs could talk

They could sniff out the cheaters and point out the liars

Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires

They can smell kindness so maybe be kinder and don't even think 'bout kickin' one

They dig up your secrets

They know all your trash

The tales they could tell

The tongues they could wag

God knows what they'd say

Might ruin your day if these dogs could talk

God knows what they'd say

Might make someone's day if these dogs could talk