Karaoké You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) Ashley Monroe & Blake Shelton

You ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

And you're a whole lot shorter

Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox

Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters full of quarters

'Cos you ain't Dolly

No and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots

Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit

That's 'cos

I'm the reignin' queen of karaoke night

Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might

Hey now don't you worry cowboy 'cos I'll get you through

We'll sing a cheatin' song just like they used to do

'Cos you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah but you're a whole lot shorter

Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox

Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters full of quarters

'Cos you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singin' on The Voice someday

Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in Fifty Shades of Grey

Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way

Well baby that sounds temptin' but I just can't stay

Oh we won first prize cowboy

Let's just split the dough

Honey I will always love you but we'll never know

'Cos you ain't Dolly

Oh and you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah and you're a whole lot shorter

We danced all night and filled the jukebox

We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters full of quarters

'Cos you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter no no

No you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter