Karaoké The Boys Light Up Australian Crawl

I wanna tell you about my mountain home

Where all the ladies names are Joan

Where husband works back late at night

Hopes are up for the trousers down

With the hostess on the business flight

Taxi in her Mercedes drive

I hope that driver's coming out alive

The garden it is Dorsettive that lady she's so corsetive

She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray

Thinks he's one and only but that lovely she's so lonely

She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way

What a sing song dance what a performance

What a cheap tent show oh no no no no no

Then boys light up the boys light up the boys light up

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The boys light up the boys light up the boys light up

The boys light up light up light up up

Excitedly she opens the drawer mother's littles helper is coming out for more

Strategically positioned before the midday show

The back is arched those lips are parched repeated blow by blow

Later at the party all the MPs rave

'Bout the hummers she's been giving and the money that they save

To her it is skin lotion for his promotion too

That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view

What a sing song dance what a performance

What a cheap tent show oh no no no no no

The boys light up the boys light up

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The boys light up the boys light up

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The boys light up the boys light up

The boys light up the boys boys light up yeah

Light up my men

Woah all right

They're back so the boys light up

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The boys light up all right

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The boys light up let the boys light up

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