Karaoké If You Were Gay Avenue Q (musical)

Wow okay

But just so you know

If you were gay that'd be okay

I mean 'cos hey hah

I'd like you anyway

Ugh

Because you see if it were me

I would feel free to say that I was gay

But I'm not gay

Nicky please

I am trying to read

What

If you were queer

Ugh Nicky

I'd still be here

Nicky I am trying to read this book

Year after year

Nicky

Because you're dear to me

Argh

And I know that you

What would accept me too

I would?

If i told you today

Hey, guess what, I'm gay

But I'm not gay

I'm happy just being with you

High Button Shoes

Pal Joey

So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys

Nicky that is gross

No it's not

If you were gay

Argh

I'd shout hooray

I am not listening

And here I'd stay

La la la la la but I wouldn't get in your way

Aah

You can count on me to always be

Beside you every day to tell you it's okay

You were just born that way

And as they say

It's in your DNA

You're gay

I am not gay

If you were gay

Aah