Karaoké Schadenfreude Avenue Q (musical)

Right now you are down and out and feelin' really crappy

I'll see

And when I see how sad you are it sorta makes me happy

Happy

Sorry Nicky

Human nature

Nothing I can do

It's Schadenfreude

Making me feel glad that I'm not you

That's not very nice Gary

Ha ha ha

I didn't say it was nice but everybody does it

'Dya ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses

Yeah

And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses

Uh uh, sure

Don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain

You bet

That's Schadenfreude

People taking

Schadenfreude pleasure in your pain

Hmm, Schadenfreude

Uh, what, what's that

Some kind of Nazi word

Ya, it's German for happiness at the misfortune of others

Happiness at the misfortune of others

That is German

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Ha ha ha ha ha

Or watching a frat boy realize

Uh just what he put his dick in

Oh

Being on an elevator when somebody shouts

Hold the door

Oh yeah, no

No

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Fuck you lady

That's what stairs are for

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ooh

How about straight A

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha student's getting B's

Exes getting STDs

Watching tourists reading maps

Waking doormen from their naps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

The ending of their Oscar speech

Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude, ha ha ha

Schadenfreude, uh uh

Schadenfreude, ha

Schadenfreude, yeah

Schadenfreude, ooh

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate

'Cos when people see us they don't want to be us

And that makes them feel great

Sure

We provide a vital service to society

You and me

You and me

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place to be

Making the world a better place to be

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Uh ooh

Aah ha ha ha ha ha