Karaoké The Internet Is for Porn Avenue Q (musical)

Finally

I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself

And I'm gonna teach something relevant something modern the internet, ooh

The internet is really really great

For porn

I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

For porn

For porn

What

There's always some new site

I browse all day and night

For porn

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

For porn

The internet is for porn

Trekkie

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

What are you doing

Why you think the net was born

Porn, porn, porn

Trekkie

Oh, hello, Kate Monster

You are ruining my song

Oh, me sorry, me no mean to

Well, if you wouldn't mind, please being quiet for a minute so I can finish

Okie Dokie

Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

For porn, ooh

Oh

Which gives us untold opportunity

For porn

Oops, sorry

Right from your own desktop you can research

For hmm browse and shop

Hmm

Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

For porn

The internet is for porn

Trekkie

No

The internet is for porn

Trekkie

Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn

Oh

That's gross you're a pervert

Aah, sticks and stones

Kate Monster

No, really you're a pervert

Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

Oh

What

You have no idea

Ready, normal people

Ready, ready, ready

Lemme hear it

The internet is for porn

Sorry, Kate

Uh

The internet is for porn

I masturbate

All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn

The internet is not for porn porn, porn

Hold on a second

Woah

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod check your portfolio and trade stocks online

That's correct

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon dot com

Sure

And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay

Yes I do

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

True

Oh, but Kate what you think he do after

Hmm

Eew

Gross

The internet is for porn

The internet is for porn

I hate porn

Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn

Porn, porn, porn

I hate men porn, porn

I'm leaving

I hate the internet

The internet is for internet is for

Internet is for porn internet is for porn, yeah