Karaoké My Stick Bad Lip Reading

Hmm

Mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh

Now that's a fire

Mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh

Listen son

Knock you in your head with my stick

With my stick

You gon' have a mark from my stick

From my stick

My stick

My stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mah hah hah mmh

You can't touch my stick

I don't wanna

Mah hah hah phfrr

Yeah you want my stick

Thunk your coconut with my stick

Look at my stick mmh hmm

You gon' feel the wrath of my stick

Fear my stick

My stick

My stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mah hah hah mmh

You can't touch my stick

It's just a stick

Mah hah hah mmh

It's my perfect stick

My stick is my friend born from a log

Everyone can see it's better than bacon

Why'd you get so crotchety and mean

Look at my stick

Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green

Got me sick

My stick

My stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mah hah hah mmh

You can't use my stick

But it's just a stick

Mah hah hah mmh

Don't you like my stick

No it's just a stick

Mah hah hah mmh

It's my perfect stick

My stick and me take walks every day

Past the hooligans down by the ocean

When they laugh at my stick then they learn how my stick is much denser than bacon

Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok

But when I would sleep little piggy kept wakin' me up

People often fight about which birds are the best birds

Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst

I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

I disappear for years then reappear right here to cheer about my cool stick

Hm hm hm hah hm hm hm hm

Hm hm hm hah hm hm hm hm

When I was a little bitty kid

Little bitty kid

I had not yet found my mighty stick

Then I did mmh hmm

I could break your stick usin' just my brain

My stick mmh

I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain

Not my stick mmh mmh

My stick

My stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mah hah hah mmh

You can't touch my stick

I don't want your stick

Mah hah hah vmmp

Yeah you want my stick

I mean it's just a stick

Mah hah hah hmm

It's my big boy stick

Bought a bag of venom and I wish

I really, really, really didn't

Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom

Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cos I like how it hurts

Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst

I kiss my stick it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

Everyone can see it's better than bacon

I kiss my stick it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

My stick is my friend born from a log

Everyone can see it's better than bacon