Karaoké If I Had 1000000 dollars Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Maybe a nice chesterfield

I'd buy you furniture for your house or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a K car

A nice Reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars

You could help it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

You know we could just go

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere up there and and hangout

Yep like open the fridge and stuff and

There'll be foods

Laid out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well can you blame 'em?

Uh yeah

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

But not a real fur coat

Well I'd buy you a fur coat that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Ooh all them

Well I'd buy you

John Merrick's remains crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

A we'd take a limousine 'cos it costs more

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat

Kraft dinner

Of course we would

But we would eat Kraft dinner we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right all the fanciest

Dijon ketchup

Mmm

Mmm

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

But not a real green dress

Well I'd buy you a green dress that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich

I'd be rich