Karaoké One Week Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry

Five days since you laughed at me

Sayin' Get that together

Come back and see me

Three days since the livin' room

I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days 'till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink as I make you stop, think

You'll think you're lookin' at

Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish although I like the Chalet Suisse unlike the sushi 'cos it's never touched a fryin' pan

Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors

Gotta see the show 'cos then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

'Cos it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean

Well you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of takin' off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said You're crazy

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me and now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry

Chickety China

The chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the smokin' man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford

I'm gettin' frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films

'Kay I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set at better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flyin' off the backswing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cos that cartoon has got

The boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean

Well you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of takin' off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to the sides and said I'm sorry

Five days since I laughed at you and said

You just did just what I thought you were gonna do

Three days since the livin' room

We realized we're both to blame but what could we do

Yesterday you just smiled at me 'cos it'll still be two days 'till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days 'till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days 'till we say Wasabi

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