Karaoké Michael in the Bathroom Be More Chill (musical)

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cos my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

And through no fault of mine there's no other half there

Now I'm just

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

No, you can't come in

I'm waiting it out 'till it's time to leave

And picking at grout as I softly grieve

I'm just

Michael who you don't know

Michael flying solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

I am hiding but he's out there just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased and I'll get replaced with a newer, cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girl singing along to Whitney through the door

I wanna dance with somebody

And my feelings sink 'cos it makes me think now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Now it's just

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need 'till my face is dry

Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye

I'm just Michael who you don't know

Michael flying solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knock

They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock

It sucks he left me here alone

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Here in this teenage battlezone

Clang, clang, clang, clang

I feel the pressure blowing up

Bang, bang, bang, bang

My big mistake was showing up

Splash, splash, splash, splash

I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking anymore

And I can't help but yearn for a different time

And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear

And there's no denying

I'm just

At a party is there a sadder sight than

Hmm

Michael in the bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead

Wish I was never born

I'm just Michael who's a loner so he must be a stoner

Rides a PT Cruiser

God, he's such a loser

Michael flying solo who you think that you know

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

All by himself

When all you know about me is my name

Awesome party

I'm so glad I came