Karaoké Gaston La Belle et la Bête (film 1991)

Who does she think she is?

That girl has tangled with the wrong man

No one says no to Gaston

Dismissed, rejected

Ah ah darn right publicly humiliated

Why it's more than I can bear

What for?

Hey more beer?

Nothing helps

I'm disgraced

Who, you?

Never, Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you and it's not very hard

To see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston for there's no man in town

Half as manly perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any

Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

As you see

I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

That's right and every last inch of me's covered with hair

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating ptoooie

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs every morning

To help me get large

And now that I'm grown

I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

And his name's G-A-S-T

G-A-S-T-E

G-A-S-T-O

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