Karaoké Gaston La Belle et la Bête (film 2017)

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you you're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston no one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any

Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

Who plays?

Darts like Gaston?

Who breaks?

Hearts like Gaston?

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?

As a specimen, yes

I'm intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston

I needed encouragement

Thank you, LeFou

Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you

Too much?

Yep

No one fights like Gaston douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First, I carefully aim for the liver

Then I shoot from behind

Is that fair?

I don't care

No one hits like Gaston matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown

I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

Who has brains?

Like Gaston

Entertains?

Like Gaston

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Say it again

Who's a man among men?

Who's a man among men?

Who's the super success?

Don't you know?

Who's the super success?

Don't you know?

Can't you guess?

Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down who's got all of it down

And his name's

G-A-S, T

I believe there's another T

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

Gaston