Karaoké Me La Belle et la Bête (comédie musicale)

You've been dreaming just one dream nearly all your life

Hoping, scheming just one theme

Will you be a wife

Will you be some he-man's property

Good news

That he-man's me

This equation girl plus man doesn't help just you

On occasion women can have their uses too

Mainly to extend the family tree

Pumpkin

Extend with me

We'll be raising sons galore each built six foot four

Inconceivable

Unbelievable each one stuffed with every Gaston gene

I'm not hearing this

You'll be keeping house with pride

Just incredible

Each day gratified

So unweddable

That you are part of this idyllic scene

Picture this

A rustic hunting lodge

My latest kill roasting over the fire

My little wife massaging my feet while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs

Oh we'll have six or seven

No Belle

Dogs

Strapping boys like me

Imagine that

I can see that we will share all that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny

All roads lead to

The best things in life are

All's well that ends with me

Escape me

There's no way

Certain as Do Re

Belle when you marry

So Belle what would it be

Is it Yes or is it

Oh yes

I

I just don't deserve you

Who does

Me

But thanks for asking