Karaoké Loser Beck

In the time of chimpanzees

I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and

I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables

Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin' with the loser in the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple a couches sleep on the love seat

So it came to sayin'

I'm a saint to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some Mace in the dark

Savin' all your food stamps we're burnin' down the trailer park, yo

Cut it

Double barrel buckshot

Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber

'Cos one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag

One's on the pole shove the other in a bag

With the re-run shows and the cocaine nose job

The daytime crap of the folk singer slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz

Drive by body bath

Yoh, bring it on down

I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change

I can feel it

I can't believe you

Nah

Sprechen sie deutsch, baby

Know what I'm sayin'