Karaoké Barbara 2.0 Beetlejuice (musical)

Look at this stuff

God, it's depressing

You don't like this stuff?

Barbara, this is our stuff

A shrine to the feelings we've been repressing

Well, then maybe we should go

Unfinished projects

Meaningless objects

Plans I abandoned or quit

It's the stuff of our lives and all of it's shit

What? Barbara

Books on computers

A "spin-your-own-yarn" kit?

Okay, that wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be

Home-brewed kombucha that tasted like armpit

We are not kombucha people

We did find that out

Take it and trash it

Burn it or smash it

We have to adapt to survive

We can be fighters with fire inside us

We're more than detritus

We're finally alive

The Barbara you married

She is dead and buried

Six feet below, oh

And now Barbara the doormat

She's coming back in a new format

Time to let go

Say hello to Barbara Two Point O

I never even used this

And then I felt bad that

I never used it

Break it

Huh

Barbara, you're right

I think I've been hiding

I was too

I don't even like pottery

Stuck out of sight like my unused aluminum siding

We are not aluminum siding people

Tragic and static

Trapped in this attic

Now Adam is shedding his skin

No more excuses

We're no longer useless

We've got nothing to lose

We can finally begin

The new Adam is wiser

The old one's fertilizer

It's time to let go

Say hello

I'm tired of doors

To better or more

We could just walk, but we've done that before

What we cannot ignore is Lydia needs us

That must be the reason she sees us

Adam, I wanna stay

She needs people who won't run away

Friends who don't stop at problems or obstacles

Not a house, but a home

Ready, set, let's go

Ready, set, let's go

Time to let go, oh

Time to let go, oh

'Cos the new upgraded Maitlands

'Cos the new upgraded Maitlands

Are charging out the gates and

Are charging out the gates and they're gonna unload they're gonna unload

Say hello

Say hello to Maitlands Two Point O to Maitlands Two Point O

Maitlands Two Point O

Maitlands Two Point O

Maitlands Two Point O

Maitlands Two Point O