Karaoké Creepy Old Guy Beetlejuice (musical)

Way back when

I was just ten

Simple and sweet

Everywhere fellas would stare out on the street

And I felt used

Kinda confused

I would refuse to look in their eyes

But now I really love creepy old guys

We all do

Gum disease

Skin like grilled cheese

Saggy old asses

Saggy old asses

Cute and vile

Hey baby smile

To each girl that passes

They make me blush

Can't get enough

Now one of 'em loves me

Wants to be mine

That's right

I'm marryin' my own creepy old guy

I'm a creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

I'm so happy I could cry

Girls may seem disgusted but we're actually just shy

My creepy old groom

Creepy old groom

Play that weddin' tune

Folks step aside

I am older but

I'm glad I waited

'Cos here comes the bride

I am marryin' my creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

Fix his hair

Get him prepared for Armageddon

Sure the groom crawled out of a tomb but hey hey it's a weddin'

So dim the lights

Pick up some rice

Say somethin' nice

It's my day to shine

Gettin' hitched to my creepy old guy

It's showtime

My creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

She's marryin' a creepy old guy

Have you guys seen Lolita

This is just like that but fine

Creepy old dude

Creepy old dude

Creepy old dude

Creepy old dude

My faith has been renewed

Now love is alive

Faith has been renewed

Now love is alive

Wave your baby girl goodbye

I am walkin' down the aisle

I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by

I know that on the outside he's disgustin'

Even on the inside he's disgustin'

But I know that this time

I'm makin' it right with my family by my side

Woah yeah

Woohoo

Oh this is fun I don't really dance usually but ha ha ha ha

A dance break on an album

Amazing

Woah woah woah

O.M.G.

Dressed to a T

Fancy and formal

I found me a wife

L'chaim to life

This is so normal

I was ignored but now I'm adored 'cos I extorted tortured, and lied

Give it up for my underage bride

Here comes the bride

Here comes the bride

Here comes the bride

Here comes the bride

God be glorified

God be glorified

I can't believe some cultures think

I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright this kind of thing's alright

My creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

Doesn't he deserve a chance at life

Oh yeah that's right

Yeah that's right

Let's make him alive

I am marryin' my creepy old guy

I have chills

Yeah

Yeah