Karaoké Fright of Their Lives Beetlejuice (musical)

Okay

Listen up I'm not gonna lie

Right now you couldn't frighten a fly

Or scare a seagull off of a fry

You ever stop to ask yourselves Why

Both of you are super polite

Middle class, suburban and white

Well all of that is finished tonight

Except for the white part

Obviously

Take your places

I want scary faces, now go

Ugh ugh

Bigger

Further

Harder

Not bad

Ugh

Sever a head

Preferably someone you know

Look at me I'm so scary

Go

Don't be so vanilla

Would a little anger kill ya

Come on

Drop your panties

I'm tryin' to fill ya with wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill

Again

We do not want to kill anyone

Fine but somehow someway you gotta make 'em see ya

I'm talkin' jump-scares

The jerky Japanese ghost-walk

Plus learn to throw your voice

Fool your friends

Fun at parties

Now that is cool

I wanna do that

Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy

Raisin' the stakes by punchin' a baby

Scare 'em awake 'till they break

They'll be quakin' in fright

'Cos you've got some evil deep down inside you

Put all the farmer's markets behind you

You've gotta work

Gotta haunt 'till it hurts through the night

And give those guys the fright of their lives

Yeah yeah

Let's start with things that you hate

Well hate's a very strong word

Perhaps when people are late

Or gettin' pooped on by birds

No what fills you with rage

Bein' mean to a pet

Chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisette

Over-glutinous food

Right

Or when kids call me Dude

Sure

Oh I find that so rude

Well there's lots there to use

Take a deep breath and give me your best primal scream

Haah

Barbara that was brilliant

Really

Try it again

Maybe this time pretend like you mean it

Aah

That was even better

Thanks

I want freedom but to get my freedom

I need them

To get a livin' person to say my name

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

I know that beggars can't be choosers but do they have to be such losers

Both of them are deathly dull and lame

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Why God-slash-Satan did you send these bed wetters

Even like a tax attorney would've been better

Somebody with gravitas

Somebody to fear who

Excuse me Mister Beetlejuice

We can kind of hear you

Yeah

Well that was a soliloquy so you're the one who's bein' rude

Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy

Turn all the lights on

Dress like a baby

Adam I don't eve-, no

Get your heads in the game

Let's hide their phones

Let's hide their phones

Screw their phones

Ugh these dopes are both hopeless

How will I ever survive

Unless they get the fright of their lives

Yes yes we're feelin' it

They're gonna feel it

We're killin' it

We're killin' it

They gotta get the fright of their lives

We're scary

We're scary

Very very scary

Very very scary

They'll never get the fright of their lives

Yeah

Yeah

Ugh