Karaoké No Reason Beetlejuice (musical)

The universe is more than just space with no end

La la la la la

Just think of the universe as a female best friend

And you can be like

Hey Universe what's happenin'

Girl

And she'll be like

Oh nothin'

Just runnin' the world

And you'll be like What

And the universe will be like

I know

You're on the right track girl

I got your back girl

I'm helpin' you grow

Think positive

Act positive

You are a child of the Earth

Life-coachin'

Nailin' it

Time to take command

You dictate the hand the universe deals

Look

Science makes no sense

Who needs evidence

Go with your feels

I'm like a radio tuned to the stars

I found my frequency

Crystals speak to me

What are they sayin'

Buy more crystals

Everything, everything happens for a reason

Be a beacon of light in the world

Put a little alright in the world

There are spiritual guides above, look up and see 'em

Perception is reality

Just listen to the melody the universe sings

'Cos everything

Everything happens for a reason

Gee I hate to break it to you

The universe is just the contents of time matter and space

Yeah

Ninety-one billion lightyears across and the Earth's a small place where good people die

No

Yeah in famine and wars

The Pacific Islands are sinkin' but negative thinkin' is hardly the cause

You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cos you're bored and positivity is a luxury that few can afford

We're gonna die

Yes you and I

In meaninglessness and alone

No no no

No

One day you may wake up alone

Okay

'Cos your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat and then they sailed away to Rome

That's specific

So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair

Talkin' to the walls 'cos there's no one there

And you have to buy a cat 'cos that's your last chance to have a family

Take it from me that your agin' ass will have to believe that

Everything, everything happens for a reason

Put some more fun in the world

A little I am still young in the world

Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em

Is this still about me

'Cos everything

Everything happens

Sounds like terrible things can happen because

The universe is random

Yes but

Random for a reason

No reason