Karaoké The Whole Being Dead Thing, Pt. 2 Beetlejuice (musical)

Ready? Okay

Hi, I'll be your guide

I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Don't go to the Netherworld

Netherworld?

Did I say Netherworld?

Never mind

I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U

And Jesus, I can't spell

Let's all get naked

No

No

Eh, worth a try

I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

Yeah

What is happening?

I understand it's a lot to process

But the good news is you and your spouse

Died in your own house

That gives you clout

That means the two of you should stick around

Lucky for you I dropped by

Yeah, you seem like nice guys

A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side

As for me, I've been scaring for millennia

I'm the bio-exorcist

Giving houses enemas

Flush out all the breathers

You can breathe easier

Stick with me

I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus

And I do it for the love of it

Money? Ah, who gives a shit?

I think we're a perfect fit

Come on, let's make out a bit

It's the perfect day to die

'Cos this guy happened to be passing by

To give you control of your soul

For the whole being dead thing

The whole being dead thing

Oh yeah