Karaoké What I Know Now Beetlejuice (musical) (Leslie Kritzer)

I was hot, huh

I went to parties a lot

You know?

I was driving Lamborghinis sipping super-dry martinis in the tiniest bikinis on a yacht

But I was depressed, oh also completely obsessed

An unhappy beauty queen who dreamed to be Miss Argentina

I had such low self-esteem

I was a mess

So I gave it all up for the netherworld

I've been here forever, girl if I was more clever, girl

I would've stuck it out knowing what life's about

Pain and joy and suffering failing but recovering

I'll tell you another thing everyone here is alone

So if you are breathing go home

If I knew then what I know now

I would have looked within and let love in somehow

If I only knew the truth back then

I wouldn't have had my little accident

Don't be blind you left your whole life behind

See a shrink call a priest ask the recently deceased

Death is final and you cannot press rewind

Don't jump when the light is red

Toasters should be used for bread

Never smoke cigars in bed

Nietzsche was right, you know

Nietzsche was right, you know to live is to suffer, bro to live is to suffer, bro

Don't cheat on the one you wed

Never whip a thoroughbred

Why did it take death to see happiness was up to me?

If I knew then what I know now

I would've laughed and danced and lanced every sacred cow

I thought I knew but I was wrong

'Cos life is short but death is super long

I exploded

If I knew then what I know now

I would've crossed every line and drank all the wine before my final bow

If I knew the things that now I know

So before they lower the curtain be certain to enjoy the show

That's what I know