Karaoké Army Ben Folds Five

Well I thought about the army dad said, son you're fuckin high

And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything so I took my old

Man's advice three sad semesters it was only fifteen grand

Spent in bed I thought about the army

I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a mustache and a mullet got a job at chic-fil-a

Citing artistic differences the band broke up in May

And in June reformed without me and they got a different name

I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame

No

Been thinking a lot today been thinking a lot today

Oh

I think I'll write a screenplay

Oh

I think I'll take it to LA

Oh

I think I'll get it done yesterday oh shit

In this time of introspection on the eve of my election

I say to my reflection

God, please spare me more rejection

'Cos my peers they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me

Try to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heels

I've been thinking a lot today

I've been thinking a lot today

I've been thinking a lot today

I thought about the army