Karaoké One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces Ben Folds Five

September seventy five I was forty seven inches high

My mom said by

Christmas I would have

A badass mother GI Joe for your little minds to blow

I still got beat up after class

Yeah now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and two hundred solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check your papers and your TV

Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass good bye

Don't give me that bullshit you know who I am

I'm your nightmare little man

Vic you stole my lunch money made me cry

Jane remember second grade said you couldn't stand my face

Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die

I'm big and important one angry dwarf and two hundred solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check your papers and your TV

Look who's tellin' who what to do

Now kiss my ass, ah good bye

You'll be sorry one day yes you will yes you will

You shouldn't push me around 'cos I will yes I will

You will be sorry when I'm big yes you will yes you will you will be sorry

Now I'm big and important one angry dwarf and two hundred solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check your papers and your TV

Now look who's tellin' who what to do kiss my ass

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

Who's tellin' who's tellin' you september seventy five I was forty seven inches high

September seventy five september seventy five

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