Karaoké Shaving Cream Benny Bell & Paul Wynn

I have a sad story to tell you

It may hurt your feelings a bit

Last night when I walked into my bathroom

I stepped in a big pile of

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend

Her antics are queer I'll admit

Each time I say Darlin'

I love you she tells me that I'm full of

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window

You'd think that her head would be split

But good luck was with her that mornin'

She fell in a barrel of

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub

She died from a terrible fit

In order to fulfill her wishes she was buried in six feet of

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army one day I looked into my kit

I thought I would find me a sandwich but the darn thing was loaded with

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended

I think it is time I should quit

If any of you feel offended stick your head in a barrel of

Shaving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen