Karaoké Right Said Fred Bernard Cribbins

Right, said Fred

Both of us together

One each end and steady as we go

Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

We was gettin' nowhere

And so we had a cuppa tea and

Right, said Fred

Give a shout for Charlie

Up comes Charlie from the floor below

After strainin' heavin' and complainin'

We was getting nowhere

And so we had a cuppa tea and

Charlie had a think and he thought we ought to take off all the handles

And the things wot held the candles

But it did no good well I never thought it would

All right, said Fred

Have to take the feet off

To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

Took its feet off, even took the seat off

Should have got us somewhere but no

So Fred said, let's have another cuppa tea

And we said, right-o

Oh right, said Fred

Have to take the door off

Need more space to shift the so-and-so

Had bad twinges takin' off the hinges

And it got us nowhere

And so we had a cuppa tea and

Right, said Fred

Have to take the wall down

That there wall is gonna have to go

Took the wall down even with it all down

We was gettin' nowhere

And so we had a cuppa tea and

Charlie had a think and he said, look, Fred

I got a sort of feelin'

If we remove the ceilin' with a rope or two, we could drop the blighter through

All right, said Fred climbin' up a ladder

With his crowbar gave a mighty blow

Was he in trouble

Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome

So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea and then we went home

I said to Charlie

We'll just have to leave it

Standin' on the landin', that's all

You see the trouble with

Fred is, he's too hasty

And you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty