Karaoké Kick My Ass Big & Rich

Well I walked up to the bar

I laid down my platinum card

Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends

Well the bar maid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up said here's to us and them

Well this blonde slid up to me she said that was awful sweet

And then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall

Well he broke up our hug with a six foot five inch shove

And I found myself slammed up against the wall

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Well I've never been the type to walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get along

I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

Well my style of stress relief sometimes disturbs the peace

The police show up cut donuts in my yard

And while the Zeppelin's playing loud

They run off my party crowd

They cuff up my wrists and throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want

It seems like everybody wants

Why does everybody want to kick my ass