Karaoké Captain Jack Billy Joel

Saturday night and you're still hanging around tired of living in your one horse town

You'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while

Hmm

So you go to the village in your tie dyed jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's like some pornographic magazine and you smile

Hmm

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh yeah

Your sister's gone out she's on a date

You just sit at home and masturbate

Your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait for that call

Hmm

So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes

And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes

Ah but still your fingers gonna pick your nose after all

Hmm yeah

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh yeah

So you decide to take a holiday

You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet

Aah there ain't no place to go anyway

What for?

Hmm

So you got everything

Oh but nothing's cool

They just found your father in the swimming pool

And you guess you won't be going back to school anymore

Hmm

But Captain Jack can get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Oh Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

La-la-la

Oh yeah

So you play your albums and you smoke your pot

And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot

Oh but still you're aching for the things you haven't got

What went wrong?

Hmm

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead

Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head

Well you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed

And that's too long ohhh oh-oh-oh yeah yeah

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Hell no Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Hell no Captain Jack could make you die tonight

And just a little push and you'll be smiling

Yeah Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will make you high

Yeah

Well now Captain Jack could make you die tonight

And just a little push and you'll be smiling