Karaoké Harper Valley P.T.A. Billy Ray Cyrus

I wanna tell you all the story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley

Junior High

Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play

She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well the note said Mrs Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high

And it's reported you've been drinkin' and a-runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild

And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up your little girl this way

And it was signed by the secretary

Harper Valley P.T.A.

Look out

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Well it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon

And they were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard

I still recall the words she had to say

She said I'd like to address this meetin' of the Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date

And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away

And Mister Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town

And shouldn't old widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down

Well Mister Harper couldn't be here 'cos he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell

Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin

And then you have the nerve to tell me as mother you think that I'm not fit

Well this is just a little

Payton Place and you're all

Harper Valley hypocrites

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did

It happened just this way

The day her mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

The day her mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

The day her mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

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