Karaoké The More I Drink Blake Shelton

He was sitting at the bar sipping on a regular Coke

We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes

We all said-a man what happened to you why can't you just have a few

He said I would if I could but it's probably best that I don't

Because the more I drink the more I drink

Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine

I get loud

I get proud and it gets worse

Well if I have one

I'll have thirteen no there ain't no in between

'Cos the more I drink ooh the more I drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot

Hell even buck tooth and bow legged a women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes and sweet talking some big brunette

Yeah once I get on a roll ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

'Cos the more I drink the more I drink

Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine

I get loud

I get proud and it gets worse

Yeah if I have one

I'll have thirteen no there ain't no in between

'Cos the more I drink the more I drink the more I drink yep, yep

Hmm

That's what I'm talking about

Man if I have one

I'll have thirteen and they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink

The more I drink

Yeah the more I drink the more I drink the more I drink