Karaoké I'm Tired Blazing Saddles (Madeline Kahn)

Here I stand

The goddess of desire

Set men on fire

I have this power

Mornin', noon, and night

It's drink and dancin'

Some quick romancin' and then a shower

Stage door Johnnies constantly surround me

They always hound me with one request

Who can satisfy their lustful habits

I'm not a rabbit

I need some re-est

I'm tired

Sick and tired of love

I've had my fill of love from below and above

Tired

Tired of bein' admired

Tired of love uninspired

Let's face it I'm tired

I've been with thousands of men

Again and again

They promise the moon

They always comin' and goin' and goin' and comin'

And always too soon

Right girls

I'm tired

Tired of playin' the game

Ain't it a cryin' shame

I'm so tired

God dammit I'm exhausted

Hello cowboy what's your name

Tax ma'am

Tell me Tax ma'am

Are you in show business

So then why dont you get your freakin' feets out of here

Ah ha ha ah ha ha

Ah ah ah eh ah ha heh

Hello handsome

Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoyin' the show

Ah ah ah oh my God

I'm tired

Tired of playin' the game

Ain't it a cryin' shame

I'm so tired

I've been with thousands of men

Again and again

They sing the same tune

They start with Byron and Shelley and jump on your belly

And bust your balloon

Aye

Tired

Tired of playin' the game

Ain't it a freakin' shame

I'm so

Let's face it

Everything below the waist is kaput