Karaoké Dysentery Gary Blink-182

Got a lotta heartache

He's a fuckin' weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

'Cos I love your little motions you do with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail

He's a player

Diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out

Friends were listenin' to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night hangin' out with Mom and tryin' on his father's tights

Life just sucks

I lost the one

I'm givin' up

She found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heartache

He's a fuckin' weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl will chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

All along you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took her and ran away and

He's a player

Diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out

Friends were listenin' to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night hangin' out with Mom and tryin' on his father's tights

Life just sucks

I lost the one

I'm givin' up

She found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place

I lost the war

I hate you all

Your mom's a whore

Where's my dog

'Cos girls are such a drag