Karaoké Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe in the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo

In the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic

So pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo

In the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic

So pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto